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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
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i am loud and i hyperfixate very strongly on things. do not initiate a friendship with me if youre just going to sever it when you find me mildly annoying
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I will always be here and that is a threat
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Ok so, in some lore vampires do not have a soul, and in most D&D lore a lich is just a soul with an amount of phylacteries
so......
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Listen, i may endorse lichdom over vampirism in general, but sometimes being a vampire is something that happens TO you rather than a choice that is made, so its good to mentally prepare yourself for the possibility
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien @FirstProgenitor wiping the whole alliance raid to do a gender reveal
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@FirstProgenitor massive multiplayer online revealing post-fetal genitalia
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Vampyr Swiff, Sitting hours later on the roof of an abandoned warehouse alongside @FirstProgenitor , lamenting how difficult it is to Turn good help these days
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Vampyr Swiff, unchaining the virgin sacrifice from the altar: "What the fuck guys this isn't how we do things. Paul, I literally Ghoulified you DURING your nightshift at the blood bank, you KNOW where I get my shit. I am so sorry for this ma'am, here's $300 usd in Ancient Coins and I'll call you an Uber"
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@FirstProgenitor
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Revealing
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someone on ffxiv twitter announced their baby's gender through ffxiv screenshots
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easy peasy women squeeze me
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@EmptyLullaby if I were a vampire I'd only accept Skanky blood Personally
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@FirstProgenitor nikonai seeing a weird fucked up thing: god i wanna eat it
emery seeing a weird fucked up thing: god i wanna fuck it
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i swear, ceilings in ffxiv are like 50 feet high
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
