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i am loud and i hyperfixate very strongly on things. do not initiate a friendship with me if youre just going to sever it when you find me mildly annoying

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The vampire IS the phylactery, and the Lich guards the coffin

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Buddy comedy about a wizard who becomes a vampire and also a lich

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Ok so, in some lore vampires do not have a soul, and in most D&D lore a lich is just a soul with an amount of phylacteries

so......

Listen, i may endorse lichdom over vampirism in general, but sometimes being a vampire is something that happens TO you rather than a choice that is made, so its good to mentally prepare yourself for the possibility

Vampyr Swiff, Sitting hours later on the roof of an abandoned warehouse alongside @FirstProgenitor , lamenting how difficult it is to Turn good help these days

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Vampyr Swiff, unchaining the virgin sacrifice from the altar: "What the fuck guys this isn't how we do things. Paul, I literally Ghoulified you DURING your nightshift at the blood bank, you KNOW where I get my shit. I am so sorry for this ma'am, here's $300 usd in Ancient Coins and I'll call you an Uber"

someone on ffxiv twitter announced their baby's gender through ffxiv screenshots

looking for a disastrous relationship with someone who kins this guy

@FirstProgenitor nikonai seeing a weird fucked up thing: god i wanna eat it

emery seeing a weird fucked up thing: god i wanna fuck it

i swear, ceilings in ffxiv are like 50 feet high

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