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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
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its been like 6 months since i made one of these lol. anyway i like this one a lot. also all classes at 90!
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new icon! made the new mika art transparent then edited his hair color a little. i think it looks super nice
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i am loud and i hyperfixate very strongly on things. do not initiate a friendship with me if youre just going to sever it when you find me mildly annoying
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I will always be here and that is a threat
My eyes completely glanced over it, refusing the information
I also literally just noticed that Klingon is right above it
So, I was reading a reposted r/AITA on twitter about a guy who didn't want to go to his friends wedding because the wedding was going to be in the fantasy made up Game of Thrones language. Apparently his friend sent him a link to Duolingo to "help him brush up on his high Valyrian."
I was like "no. There's no way" And I opened up my Duolingo and... right after Navajo and before Latin and Scottish Gaelic, Lo and behold
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when venezuela's economy is struggling because of western sanctions: wow look at how terrible communism is for the economy
when venezuela's economy is doing better because the capitalists really needed oil and lifted sanctions: wow it's so great that venezuela is transitioning to capitalism and their economy is so great as a result
I'm legally obligated to post me doting on Fray every time I get the chance
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please will someone tell me what keikaku means. I am desperate to know what keikaku means. I need to kn
Joseph kins books
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the thing about the LA yaoi billboard is that theres more than one
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Don't
PDesrrve
rightS
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LA YAOI BILLBOARD
DPS do not have rights
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i am clawing at the ground begging square enix to give me the glamour dresser space
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*remembers that theyre double glamour dresser space and starts cumming again*
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i need more glamour dresser space so fucking bad
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Kids these days have no idea how to render bad takes or strain receipts properly, no respect for the old clout crop rotations or even wild clout seeding that used to be commonplace
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
