Autistic Menace 
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
22
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Chemistry undergrad
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
Most Prolific OVC Member
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Endearing Weird Noise Maker
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
""i used to kin dave" is probably the least surprising thing i have ever read in one of your posts" - @wigglytuffitout
"Mika how do you ever fucking function if you're THIS gay" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"for the love of god someone please go fight mika" - @extinct
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_lizard
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
Joined Dec 2020
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new icon commission from @shade !!!! thank you so much !!!!
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OKAY HERES MY COMIC IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR AGES!!!!!!
This is a YuGiOh Alternate Ending comic, and one of the biggest passion projects I've ever done. I've had this rumbling around in my head for almost a decade and getting it out was extremely cathartic.
If anyone would like a quick plot synopsis because you haven't seen YuGiOh then please feel free to ask! i hope you like it and please say nice things
https://imgur.com/a/7Ksh4Ln
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I will always be here and that is a threat
If you think this post means I am pro lord of the rings TV show please log off
Am I saying this because I think $450 million is cheap for a TV series or an extremely bloated budget for a movie? The world may never know
People are acting like the Lord of the rings TV show costing like $450 million to make is a big huge deal, but I’m like, that’s the budget for a single Marvel movie
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@FirstProgenitor i can picture this very clearly. just. brrrrrrrrrrr
I am extremely normal all the time [lie check: failed]
I am a quivering chihuahua oscillating at like 3 mm/nsec
Look I’m gonna be frank if alucard fucking dies I will go ape shit. I will be legitimately furious. I will not be normal . I will be forever incapable of having a normal one. You will just have to block me I will be insufferably angry for weeks.
Castlevania polycule I demand it to be canon
Usually distracting myself makes me feel better, but I had a really good time with my Final Fantasy friends, and then I played stardew with my boyfriend and it also made me happy but then afterwards I still felt like shit. I don’t really know what else to do when distracting myself and doing things that make me happy doesn’t work so at this point I am just going to try to sleep it off
I’m not going to sleep just yet but probably soon but I’m hopin I feel better tomorrow
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@FirstProgenitor valid to be baby, let mika live (well not technically but yeah) 2021
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4:30 am is when the #MikaDefenseSquad assembles
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@FirstProgenitor i gotta agree with you. you're a goshdarn vampire. simply go out, meet some people, find someone amenable to being lightly drained every so often. it's called being a grown up.
Sorry for being baby
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this reminds me of the perpetual motion theory that is built off doing something that would really bother a dead person so that they spin in their grave and you set up a generator from that
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why don't you get among some liches
I could power my household with the anxiety coursing thru my veins
- follow my art account
- @firstprogenitor
Admin
Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
22
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Chemistry undergrad
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
Most Prolific OVC Member
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Endearing Weird Noise Maker
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
""i used to kin dave" is probably the least surprising thing i have ever read in one of your posts" - @wigglytuffitout
"Mika how do you ever fucking function if you're THIS gay" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"for the love of god someone please go fight mika" - @extinct
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_lizard
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
Joined Dec 2020
