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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
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i have made myself a new kin onion
Jon art credit: https://spiralstain.tumblr.com
Gerry art credit: https://skyberia.tumblr.com/
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i am loud and i hyperfixate very strongly on things. do not initiate a friendship with me if youre just going to sever it when you find me mildly annoying
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I will always be here and that is a threat
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why do all midwest emo singers sound like benson from regular show
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@FirstProgenitor there's a meme i saw years ago that i've never been able to find where the audio is spliced like "just got this new, uh, scuttlebug here. fun to raise it around hazy maze cave"
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not mentioned in the buzzfeed raspberry pi article :/
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@hoppet @FirstProgenitor read a book an hour and you would understand
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@FirstProgenitor I have faith in supergiant to make Hades 2 as universally horny as the original.
I will never ever ever get over how Lamborghini grifter just got 7 bookshelves installed in his garage, probably explicitly for that video
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RPi meta
The statements to Buzzfeed from RPi are significantly more damning than the fedi behavior imo.
Describing this as a "culture war", making the baseless (and false) claim it was organized and not organic outrage, claiming the cop is good for perpetuating the war on drugs, throwing shade at CWs...
It feels very much like an attitude we've all already seen from the right.
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hot take but zag's man titties just weren't juicy enough
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@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space I have a feeling there will be significant man titties this time too but still - condolences lol
How can I play Hades 2 if I'm not staring at man titties the whole time? Unplayable
Mika, absolute king of typing messages and then being too scared to hit send and then forgetting
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@FirstProgenitor tell me why when I start searching "Mika owa--" into a search bar the first autocomplete result is "Mika Owari no Seraph mbti"
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I'm becoming alchemypilled
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finally had enough time to finish this!
based on some official art of Joker and Crow. i thought the color pallet was so striking it would be fun to recreate it, and i was right!
People don't believe that I'm goth because I'm blonde. If I dyed my hair black this would never happen
Wow cool post you got there you probably make other good posts *their profile is 90% extremely aggro niche fandom drama* haha never mind
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i love seeing the developers on here talking about their new activitypub server, called checks notes Global Trade System!
You know I would be super interested in doing art trades. I love art trades
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we here at social dot illegal pornography dot com have hired a cop that likes to spy on people. his job is to take it when i snap him on the ear with a rubber band at random intervals
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The cat was yelling at me about my canned soup. Buddy, this is my meat byproduct sludge not yours
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
