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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
22
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Chemistry undergrad
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
Most Prolific OVC Member
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Endearing Weird Noise Maker
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
""i used to kin dave" is probably the least surprising thing i have ever read in one of your posts" - @wigglytuffitout
"Mika how do you ever fucking function if you're THIS gay" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"for the love of god someone please go fight mika" - @extinct
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_lizard
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
Joined Dec 2020
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i am loud and i hyperfixate very strongly on things. do not initiate a friendship with me if youre just going to sever it when you find me mildly annoying
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new icon commission from @shade !!!! thank you so much !!!!
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I will always be here and that is a threat
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@witchfynder_finder @FirstProgenitor if I wanted that I'd just log into my Monads account ba dum tish
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@FirstProgenitor Time to watch a disheveled Communist yell for half an hour
babe wake up new some more news video
If they don’t apply the same coupon to my T as they did last time I’m gonna go ape shit
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morgan is like mario. first and last name is the same. friends with a dinosaur. able to leap vertically six times their own height
i love alphinaud so much everything he says endears me more
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Hamster Time
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well well well, it appears the dreaded cancel culture has finally come for my car radiator
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I can't elaborate more because I have no possible way to knowing what it will entail
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One day Mika and I are going to be in the same room and that's when something Incredibly Stupid will happen
ff14 spoilers
alphinaud is hardcore projecting onto this kobold and its as funny as it is genuinely sweet
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i wanna carry ga bu on my shoulder like pikachu
re: ff14 spoilers
GA BUUUU I LOVE THIS FUNKY LITTLE MAN
ff14 spoilers
alphinaud calming down this little kobold is so cute alphinaud is just so good with tiny ones
contrary to popular belief i can appreciate characters outside of projection and attraction
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
22
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Chemistry undergrad
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
Most Prolific OVC Member
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Endearing Weird Noise Maker
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
""i used to kin dave" is probably the least surprising thing i have ever read in one of your posts" - @wigglytuffitout
"Mika how do you ever fucking function if you're THIS gay" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"for the love of god someone please go fight mika" - @extinct
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_lizard
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
Joined Dec 2020
