Patricidal Catboy 
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
22
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Chemistry grad
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
Most Prolific OVC Member
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Endearing Weird Noise Maker
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"for the love of god someone please go fight mika" - @extinct
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_lizard
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
Joined Dec 2020
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i am loud and i hyperfixate very strongly on things. do not initiate a friendship with me if youre just going to sever it when you find me mildly annoying
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I will always be here and that is a threat
sam left our broom on the back porch and someone stole it :(
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emet-selch is Santa Claus
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this person has a function in their search info?
need 69 more commends nice
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@FirstProgenitor "oh, queue pop!" *leaves this mortal coil*
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@FirstProgenitor dude im imagining the "i dont feel so good" scene but its synced up with like, a queue pop for msq roulette or whatever now
queue pop *gets thanos snapped*
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@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space i want there to be a #memes channel where memes arent allowed
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@FirstProgenitor now imagine a world where that idea gets paired with delta's jumping puzzle savage idea
something i appreciate about morgan is xey never leave the poaster mindset. xey are constantly workshopping posts in xier mind in real time. every conversation is simply a victor by which posts can be formed.
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for sale: wooden horse, normal
terrible idea: a trial stage where if you fall off you can be respawned, but its so high in the air you fall for like, 3 minutes
absolutely nothing could have prepared me for this
i love my new scholar book so much
why dont people talk about how epcot started as disneys attempt at a human zoo
almost used "qwq" in a conversation with sam then realized im too many years into this relationship to be using such pleasantries
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
22
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Chemistry grad
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
Most Prolific OVC Member
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Endearing Weird Noise Maker
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"for the love of god someone please go fight mika" - @extinct
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_lizard
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
Joined Dec 2020
