@FirstProgenitor I swear the person administering my test is in to me dude, she like sat down next to me and got really intimate with that q-tip

terrible, food mention 

@balrogboogie @FirstProgenitor going to hooters to have someone shove wing sauce way up into my sinus cavity

@FirstProgenitor If there isn't a large parliament of owls 🦉🦉🦉 on the right I will be incredibly disappointed.

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