Mika is the most chaste fedi poster
@FirstProgenitor abstaining in protest, you are very horny! as most boys are!!
@FirstProgenitor hmmmm 🤔
@laurie do you have Thoughts
@FirstProgenitor im not 100% sure these poll options are accurate
@laurie whatever could you mean
@FirstProgenitor obviously none of them capture quite how chaste and pure u are
@laurie oh god what an oversight
@FirstProgenitor Mika the day I met you you were posting almost exclusively horny things
@norikawa oh god I’m so sorry
@FirstProgenitor I still followed you anyway so I mean
@FirstProgenitor mika i hope nobody responds to this poll 💙
@FirstProgenitor what's it like having never been horny
@monorail i can see in 5D
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