Melissa goes out of her way to befriend vampires because she can inflict infinite amounts of psychic damage to us and we can’t die

@FirstProgenitor I read this post and jumped immediately to "Melissa is a Catholic" lmao

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet @FirstProgenitor I think in the confessional you're not supposed to be able to see what I'm doing with my hands

@shoofle @FirstProgenitor no you misunderstood, she's a cat-holic. She's addicted to catboys

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