I bet the first person to dig up and eat a potato just thought theyd found a new, awesome kind of rock

@FirstProgenitor to find weird rock and stick it in one’s mouth, is the essence of what it means to be human

@swiff nods and makes a noise of acknowledgement as i roll out a several foot long piece of parchment labeled "evidence i am not human" and scribbles something

@FirstProgenitor of course not, you have elf ears, your equivalent is to bite into pinecones not rocks

@FirstProgenitor ok hang on are pointed ears the common denominator for extended or eternal lifespans, we might be onto something here

Sign in to participate in the conversation

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!