@FirstProgenitor to find weird rock and stick it in one’s mouth, is the essence of what it means to be human
@swiff nods and makes a noise of acknowledgement as i roll out a several foot long piece of parchment labeled "evidence i am not human" and scribbles something
@FirstProgenitor of course not, you have elf ears, your equivalent is to bite into pinecones not rocks
@FirstProgenitor ok hang on are pointed ears the common denominator for extended or eternal lifespans, we might be onto something here
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