I bet the first person to dig up and eat a potato just thought theyd found a new, awesome kind of rock

@FirstProgenitor to find weird rock and stick it in one’s mouth, is the essence of what it means to be human

@swiff nods and makes a noise of acknowledgement as i roll out a several foot long piece of parchment labeled "evidence i am not human" and scribbles something

@FirstProgenitor of course not, you have elf ears, your equivalent is to bite into pinecones not rocks

@FirstProgenitor ok hang on are pointed ears the common denominator for extended or eternal lifespans, we might be onto something here

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