I continue to be vehemently anti-lawn
@FirstProgenitor i remember times i was told not to play on the grass as a kid and like….. it made absolutely no sense to me and tbh still doesn’t
@FirstProgenitor let the grass do what it will also don’t water it and if it dies well you shouldn’t have put grass there
@swift @hoppet @FirstProgenitor It's especially bullshit because it all started with rich English people sending their servants out with scissors to manicure an ungodly amount of land while — WHO CAN EVEN AFFORD TO WASTE SUCH AMOUNTS OF LAND, and the USA elite said, "Ooh, ooh — look at me! Look at me! I can lawn like the British!"
@FirstProgenitor my dad was complaining about a weedkiller ban meaning that plants were overgrowing and shooting up between the concrete and in parking lots etc, and my quiet grandpa piped up like "that is WONDERFUL" & they just moved and have all these plans to turn their lawn into a wildflower meadow :')) its extremely wholesome & i love them a lot
@FirstProgenitor I lowkey want to make it my mission to walk on every lawn
Especially ones where it's explicitly forbidden
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