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NEW AND IMPROVED QUALIFICATIONS OF A MIKA AS OF 1/14/2022 

OUT OF A TOTAL OF 230 POINTS, MUST HAVE AT LEAST HALF POINTS (115) TO PASS
_Blonde (20 points) (light hair 10 points) (black hair 5 points)
_vampire or angel (20 points)
_non-human (10 points)
_Magic powers (10 points)
_Non-human Angst (20 points)
_like, super edgy (20 points)
_Extremely good at one thing in particular (10 points)
_appears standoffish or aloof, maybe even cold, but is actually very sweet and passionate once befriended (10 points)
_is attached to the hip with someone (homosexually) (10 points) (5 additional points if that person is a goofball)
_extremely protective (10 points)
_cursed/bad luck (5 points)
_Autistic (20 points)
_Gay (10 points)
_twink (10 points)
_trans (or just gives you gender vibes) 10 points
_woman (negative 20 points)

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i have only done rudimentary testing on this so we will see if i have to improve it further, but this one at least seems more fleshed out than the last one

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@FirstProgenitor i am halfway to passing.

Which means it's probably correct, as i connect with you on half of the things you love

NEW AND IMPROVED QUALIFICATIONS OF A MIKA AS OF 1/14/2022 

@FirstProgenitor finally, one alisaie fails, but only because you built misogyny in to your system

NEW AND IMPROVED QUALIFICATIONS OF A MIKA AS OF 1/14/2022 

@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space i don't pass but i think i might've when i was younger

NEW AND IMPROVED QUALIFICATIONS OF A MIKA AS OF 1/14/2022 

@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space wait no, i did my math wrong, teen boy me only has a net 10 points on me currently, which would put them at 100

NEW AND IMPROVED QUALIFICATIONS OF A MIKA AS OF 1/14/2022 

@FirstProgenitor within some stretches, rick sanchez could actually be a mika

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@req nO

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@FirstProgenitor you're the mika here, I trust your judgement

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@req @FirstProgenitor I turned myself into a Mika, Morty

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@RussellsBarbershopQuartet @FirstProgenitor not gonna lie we're well within the 115 points there

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@req @FirstProgenitor I like the way your brain works req

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@RussellsBarbershopQuartet @FirstProgenitor all I'm gonna say is that in pickle form the non-human angst part is no longer a doubt

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@req @FirstProgenitor no, don't let him scare you. i've got a Ph.D in Mikaology. Continue stating your thesis.

NEW AND IMPROVED QUALIFICATIONS OF A MIKA AS OF 1/14/2022 

@FirstProgenitor mika, is shadow the hedgehog a twink? i just reached 110 points on shadow the hedgehog and need 5 more

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@behold3r hsdfjksfjsdkfha

Filling this out for Danny Phantom 

@FirstProgenitor

light/black hair (bimodal) 5/10
non-human 10
ghost powers 10
non-human angst 20
good at one thing (vigilantism) 10
extremely protective 10
bad luck 5
twink 10
trans (it's funny how trans Danny is considering how fully unintentional that is BC Butch Shartman sucks) 10

total 90~95

also, I think you counted woman as 20 points because the actual max, from my count, should be 210, so half points would be 105

Filling this out for Danny Phantom 

@bees ooooh I see. Damn tho

Filling this out for Danny Phantom 

@bees like I agree be probably isn't one but the nonhuman angst is so strong that it was making my senses tingle

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@FirstProgenitor I'm not gonna try and define mika-dom, least of all to you of all Mika's, but I feel like Danny Phantom is the most Mika character that a cishet making a show for Nickelodeon could make

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@bees that IS definitely true. I don't think I've ever added a character from an American childrens cartoon before I think? They're very bad at it

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@FirstProgenitor also I think there's room for an argument that Danny is autistic, but I don't remember enough of those deets to make that argument myself

also cc: @umalkosh you're rewatching the show, did I miss anything?

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@bees @FirstProgenitor in terms of the mika list i don't think so. but this is very funny bc danny phantom is also Not a buggy but is buggy-adjacent

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