@FirstProgenitor imagine wanting more then one updoot and two retoots

@the_gneech @FirstProgenitor


I'm gonna' guess it's a cross between a root vegetable and updog...

@FirstProgenitor firing shots at night to keep the rent* down

*mastohost prices

@FirstProgenitor imagine thinking social media is all about “going places” like bitch you $8 for a fucking blue check mark and think you’re the shit pipe down little league

@Jocii @FirstProgenitor the incredible narcissism of that space will be studied for generations

@FirstProgenitor I just gave two stardoots and one squaredoot, was that it?

@FirstProgenitor how much engagement does this guy think normal people get on Twitter??

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