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@FirstProgenitor Perfection.
@FirstProgenitor imagine wanting more then one updoot and two retoots
@FirstProgenitor I would florp this ping
@FirstProgenitor “What’s updoot?”
@FirstProgenitor firing shots at night to keep the rent* down
*mastohost prices
@FirstProgenitor sorry all I have is awoos
@FirstProgenitor imagine thinking social media is all about “going places” like bitch you $8 for a fucking blue check mark and think you’re the shit pipe down little league
@Jocii @FirstProgenitor the incredible narcissism of that space will be studied for generations
@FirstProgenitor I just gave two stardoots and one squaredoot, was that it?
@FirstProgenitor how much engagement does this guy think normal people get on Twitter??
@froggy I dunno I assume it's the 10k+ follow brainrot
thank you