I know I go on and on and on about how ONS makes no sense but nothing really encapsulates that like "person with half the facts tries to explain plot to person with none of the facts"

this one is a contender for my favorite because i absolutely for the life of me cannot tell why it was denied

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mentor roulette more like sohm al roulette (ive gotten this dungeon like 4 times in recent memory)

my favorite ones of these are when the people applying are like, writing PARAGRAPHS trying to convince the DMV that their dick joke isnt a dick joke. like you KNOW they texted this to their friend the day before and brainstormed how they can try to get it past

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