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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
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I think the new logo is white and gold
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if I made mastodon the logo would be done in ms paint and the post button would say FART
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i want eugen to fling darts at a chart and make decisions based on that
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i want mastodon to be the ugliest website on the internet. i want every instance to be a pit of design sins
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from what im gathering from context clues is that the purple blur is now the official mastodon logo
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[at mastocon] "you're saying these balls have been pit" i say, covered in piss
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@FirstProgenitor This is not a place of honor
@Thomas mastocon! Every surface is covered in a mixture of soda and hair spray and vape juice and piss and body juice and melted candy and slime girl slime and
@Thomas sticky with every substance that can be sticky
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@FirstProgenitor Mastocon would be the stickiest place on earth
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OUR truck stop social media website will be different
At mastocon, all the balls in the ball pit are purple
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@FirstProgenitor That'll be £70,000 or whatever.
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please leave eugen be he needs to work on implementing fedicoin
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eugen man eugen man
does whatever a eugen can
makes a web, no advertise,
hates rich text, pull request dies
look out! here comes the eugen man
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puwurple
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my genuine take is that it's silly for an open source nominally community-led project to be hiring designers. do you want to be a community or a corporation? you can't have it both ways
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i hear eugen's making the avatars circles next
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
