Phycho Homo Angel 
@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space
- follow my art account
- @firstprogenitor@mastodon.art
Admin
Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
My brain feels like dial up noises today
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
hate it when i see twinks in a bookstore
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
@FirstProgenitor i’m going to cry i hate this so much
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
✨
@ItsMorgan they said they're thinking about adding a trans character
You're right blizzard the only thing stopping me from playing your shitty game was the fact there was no trans character in it
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
@FirstProgenitor gender affirmation
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
@FirstProgenitor men will literally reply to messages
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
+8
tired stereotype about men communicating: all guys talk superficially, grunt, and never acknowledge feelings.
bold new stereotype about men communicating: all guys adhere to the LIFO inventory management approach for responding to digital communication.
Thinking about one time my sister sent me a message and then the next day sent me a second message and I responded to the second one and she was like "why do you do that. All men do that"
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
the thing about bad zelda games (cough Skyward Sword) is that they're not bad because they're rushed, they're bad because the development team decided to put their whole pussy into a horrible idea (what if when you swung your sword link also swung his sword whooooaaa) and i at least respect that
I need a pedicure so bad
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
when I was in burger king yesterday I looked at the children's meal toys they had and one of them was a dr. eggman fidget spinner
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
Gamers (derogatory) are always the angriest about what will turn out to be the most beloved parts of any new Zelda game. I remember the wailing and gnashing of teeth over cell shading in Wind Waker, and that turned out to be best thing for Zelda graphics going forward.
Phycho Homo Angel
boosted
boosted
funnily enough, the one time a sequel wasn't very similar to its predecessor in the LoZ series was The Legend of Zelda > Zelda 2: Adventure of Link
@Hamasuta that game people famously love
- follow my art account
- @firstprogenitor@mastodon.art
Admin
Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire @Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent
TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist
TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
Joined Dec 2020
