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hey, this is Rat! I have just migrated instances on mastodon. labyrinth.social is my new main account, my mastodon.cloud account is now inactive. I'm trying to recreate my followers/following list, so please feel free to boost this toot so people can find me

Ugh, after going through some #fediBlock lists I'm starting to realize #mastodon is just as ugly as the world, it's just that #mastoAdmins do a lot of invisible work to keep things nice.

I knew there were nasty instances, I just never imagined there would be so many.

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Why does it show me where everything is on the map if they're going to intentionally prevent me from going there? Why make it an open world game if I can't choose where I'm going? Hell, I wasn't even supposed to be able to make it to that southern city so early. You're supposed to go through a cave you can't traverse yet. But this game is so broken and has so little forethought, you can make a series of jumps to get around it. I tried so hard to make it feel like I had a modicum of choice lol

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yesterday i made the mistake of trying to free roam in the Pokémon game. I wanted to go clockwise around the map after the first gym. I tried to go south, even looked up a guide for how to get there, but I'm like 15 levels below the intended level for the area and got my shit rocked. I spent like a half hour trying to get there just to have to turn around.

You know where I was SUPPOSED to go? Well even tho the game says you should go WEST if you want to do the gyms, immediately after the first gym it expects you to double back and go back to the starting city and then go east. You can't even really choose to do the 3 separate paths! Because the game expects you to do all three at the same time, and you don't get enough experience to just do one at a time.

If you are trying to catch a wild tera Pokémon and poison it to whittle it's health down, the tera doesn't break so you can't catch it

"Why does everyone think I am a child" I ask, walking around the store with my switch and 5 whole boxes of sugar cookies

Lady at the grocery store: Mac and cheese isn't eye-talian

In a bunch of pokemon games we had the technology to make pokemons eyes close when they go to sleep but I guess not in this one?

Look at how sweet this is! I bought this magnus archives pin on Etsy and the artist wrote me a hand written note and some Jon fanart qwq

Here's a link to their shop! etsy.com/shop/FaerieAnaPaints

Is this what kinning feels like, gendered experiance

MY FLU SHOT ALMOST WASNT COVERED BY MY INSURANCE BECAUSE THE CVS HAD ME UNDER THE WRONG GENDER AND SO THERE WAS A DISCREPANCY

so obviously the pope doesn't operate his own twitter but like, what do you think the ecclesiastical rank of the pope's social media intern

my heart genuinely does go out to people leaving twitter and making an account on the flagships only to leave and delete it after HentaiHitler69 decides to drop a flaming turd in their mentions. this place has significant safety issues that Eugen simply does not think are important enough to bother with, let alone the fact that the flagship moderation seems to be completely in the fucking toilet

my kid said john wick should be called two gun gary and i agree

MOM PEOPLE WITH HASHTAGS IN THEIR BIO KEEP BOOSTING MY POSTS

On my ride home from work the other day someone threw a lit cigarette out their window and it exploded into sparks under my car and I swear to god my life flashed before my eyes

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