Sad Alien Man ​ ​​ @FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
22
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
@Azura
Autistic
Mage of Mind
Chemistry grad
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
Most Prolific OVC Member
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Leader of the Violent Kinnie Gamer Coalition and Affiliated Cronies
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Endearing Weird Noise Maker
Overwrought Vampire Twink
Pretty Boy
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"for the love of god someone please go fight mika" - @extinct
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_lizard
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara